It’s Sunday! What fresh new insults to women – and men who like women – will Game of Thrones bring tonight?

If I had any grit, I’d stop watching the series. But I can’t not look! I want to see Arya use the pointy end, and I want to watch someone – preferably Sansa – chop off Joffrey’s loathsome noggin.

And I want dragons, dammit!